After this awkward conversation, Leia snuck off to a family planning clinic.

Wait, don't kiss me! You see, I've got bad news. Well, I...you & me...we're...you're my sister! There, I said it. Wait, th- that didn't mean anything! The man I really love is over there! No, not the sasquatch, the sort of human looking one. I'm crazy about Ham Salad, really! Heh, heh...