heh heh, that was the best.
Chapter II was supposed to be the same choking the streets of DC. Took two weeks for the gathering of MAGAt truckers to all get there, and the day it was set to go............................. the piss-in-boots neckbeard dunderheads had to turn around and go back home to their respective tumbleweed zones because they got caught in traffic!
YES! The bitchbois who were gonna bring traffic to a halt in Washington for a few weeks couldn't take the DC traffic jams for a half hour! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They wimped out after barely getting started, because instead of stopping traffic, the traffic stopped them!
It's like them zombie prepper survivalist zagnuts who drop like flies everytime there's a whopping inch of snow in Texas or some other Southie State where the coldest thing they're used to is the dairy aisle at the Walmart!
There were people dying of thirst - THIRST - in 2021 Texas with 3.52" of snow outside that didn't melt within 20mins of hitting ground! Week and a half, and they didn't know snow was frozen water! Just scoop up a handful and eat it, ya doinks. Yeah, and they're not just gonna survive the Apocalypse, they'e gonna duke it out with nuclearatized zombies afterwards!
'Murica, I LOVS IT!
