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1 up, 2y
I’m dyin here so brilliant
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Yea, when the priest say find deeper meaning and accept the metaphors
... It does not mean this bullshit.

The very principle is to teach people to humble themselves. The second principle is to free yourself. The final and most important is that we are all heathens, a one temptation away from sin, and we should forgive others that have fallen.
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I can tell by your choice of language that you obviously aren't Christian, but maybe one day you'll find the strength and wisdom to read between the lines and ear the truth of the bible

We'll be praying for your poor, lost soul!
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Literally, Jesus Christ (JC) began with Julius Caesar (JC), but was a composite of the "humble parts" of the first 3 generations of Cesars.

1. Birth myth Pharohism
2. Miracles myths Ba'llist
3. Birthday Roman Pagan
4. Jewish mythos history - Jungian Psychology

You can turn rain water into sourdough bread, and Ba'llist priests charged money for this knowledge. Cleopatra raised both Julius Caesar's son and grandson (adopted son). Julius Caesar refuted the traditional gifts of a Roman dictator in charge of a temple. So, a Jewish scholar compiled the greatest story ever told by forming a composite and making a "free religion". That is what lays between the lines.

Knowing that, I still read the bible. There are many great passages in the bible. I even find a passages that helps with what troubles me.
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Great, if you ever find yourself struggling with your gender identity the story if Jesus and Her transition will give you strength!
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Yea but that is a false narrative of Jesus; no home means kill they homosexual zealot. But love they neighbor, means those who protect the word, accept other as they accept themselves even in gender transition ; will find peace on those earth and above.
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Keep praying and maybe Jesus will see fit to bless you with the strength and wisdom to hear Her Word, but also understand it.

I'm rooting for you!!!
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And I'm calling you a heretical cult leader, praying that you see the truth found in the greatest story ever told ... Then again we can't all be geniuses
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No we can't, but She loves you just the way you are!

People like me need people like you to make our lunches and mow our lawns. You *do* serve a purpose, even if it doesn't seem like it.
0 ups, 2y
Enjoy a life of expensive physical medical care because of your mental health. Enjoy awkward stares at a hideous features. Enjoy returning to work and still being thrown out of the social events.

But bring the Lysol in the bathroom after you poop; I will call you a woman then.
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Again false narrative. Enjoy your life of hell on Earth.
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You've been triggered by my meme for almost a week now, so obviously you're the expert on weak minds

What is it that makes you so emotional?
0 ups, 2y
Boredom, and separating out those who misinterpreted Atticus Finch from those who are LGBTQ without a misinterpreted Atticus Finch.
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You're making a lot of typos

Maybe wait until you're a little less emotional before you respond, people might start taking you seriously when you can control your emotions
0 ups, 2y
The reply of a weak mind.
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Do you think that if you were a better, smarter person that people would want you around and you wouldn't be so bored that you spend weeks at a time getting triggered by memes?
0 ups, 2y
Oh man that sucks if you're stuck in a world with friends who must think like you and act like you. That's why you needed the false narrative. False narrative Jesus became your only friend.
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This anger, fear, and insecurity that controls you will disappear when you open your heart and mind to the true story of the bible

Don't worry, I'll forgive you when you realize the errors of your ways
0 ups, 2y
the nance in you head appears in your mirror at night. Even your parents abandoned you.
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How would Jesus be ridding himself of male influence? Was it not his father that sent him to do these things?
0 ups, 2y
It was only women who stayed by Her side at the end, and it was only women who discovered Her rebirth.

Give the bible a read sometime and it'll make sense
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