I own a MX rifle for home defense, just as NATO intended. Four greenbacks break into my DOB. What the devil?! As I grab my combat helmet and my MX 3GL, blow a 40 millimeter-sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my P07 on the first man, miss him entirely because it’s ass and it nails the neighbor’s goat. I have to resort to the Titan AT launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a high-explosive warhead. Tally ho, lads! The explosion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms, fix my IMS bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on CSAT to arrive since Improved Melee System is not compatible with ACE Medical, just as NATO intended.
