Kiri: Umm, okay.

Sammy: Please, please, please don't tell anyone, I just need help hiding the body, I don't know any good places around here.

Kiri: *a bit scared still*

Sammy: Look, I only kill people when they deserve it. I won't kill you, I swear on my life

Kiri: Wh-Why are you telling me all this?-

Sammy: I really have no idea, I just needed help and it looked like I could trust you

Kiri: …Fine

Sammy: Fine what?

Kiri: I’ll help get rid of it-

Sammy: Oh-

Kiri: I hope I don’t get blood on me-

Sammy: But there's no fun in that

Kiri: It’s not supposed to be fun, someone’s dead

Sammy: Okay, and?

Kiri: You need help so that nobody finds out, so this way to make sure you’re safe from being arrested.

Sammy: I can help myself

Kiri: Please bury it..

Sammy: Fine, fine

Sammy: I can carry it, I just need a place to dump it-

Kiri: Maybe we could bury it-

Sammy: I mean, yea, but that's boring-

Kiri: But it’s safer than dumping it somewhere it could either be found in or contaminate water.

Sammy: Where's the fun without a risk?

Kiri: Y-You could be caught-

Sammy: No one suspects the therapist-

Kiri: Please just bury it-

Sammy: But whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Kiri: Because it’s the safest-

Sammy: Please, please, please! Don't tell a single soul what you are about to see. *takes them down a dark ally*

Kiri: …O-Okay-

Sammy: I dunno what to do with his body.. Know any good spots?

Kiri: Wh-Who did it?- *shaking*

Sammy: If I tell you, you promise not to tell?

Kiri: *nods slowly*

Sammy: Don't run.. But it was me

Kiri: 0____0

Sammy: Yeahhhhh-

Kiri: *shaking a bit*

Saturnin: Okay sure, my promise

Sammy: *leads them into a dark ally* Please, tell no one you saw this, but I don't know what to do with the body

Saturnin: Jesus christ okay uhh.....firstly how did this happen?

Sammy: Maybe me.........

Saturnin: Look I though you'd be weird and pull out a frog or something but this?! What the f**k man!

Sammy: Please don't say anything! I-I'll do anything!"

*He looks at him and then grabs his hand*

U-Uhm.. W-What are you d-doing?

*He lets go, it's a trash bag...*
Saturnin: Help me shove the body inside

Sammy: Right *opens the bag and starts putting the dismembered body in the bag*

Saturnin: Hell of a cut you gave the man.

Sammy: Been doing this for years, just my boyfriend wanted to move, so I don't know the best places to put the bodies yet.

Saturnin: You could also join the Army and legally kill people...
*He ties up the bag* I know a good spot

Sammy: *he picks the bag up* Joining the army isn't fun though

Saturnin: Fair its a lot of hard work....anyways if I can ask, who is this?

Sammy: He's actually my crazy uncle who was hitting on someone twenty years younger than he is-

*He looks at the body bag as he throws it in the trunk*
Saturnin: Well...I do be damned

Sammy: My boyfriend too, didn't know he was gay.

*He then looks at Sammy*
Saturnin: What-

Sammy: My uncle was hitting on my boyfriend-

Saturnin: You have a weird life...well anyways I know a good place to dispose of your uncle, question is, should it be respectable or deserved?