This is officially the best thing I've seen so far

Glad you liked it!

This is so sad
Why is this sad
Its about a blender but its so tragic
You are like shakespear

Its got everything.
Tragedy.
Comedy.
Betrayal.
Friendship.
And a blender.

HAHA funee

Toastie should've saved them smh worst character arc ever

what if I put a child in there

It would be hard to fit an entire child in there, i would recommend cuting them up into smaller bits to better fit them in

Your not wrong :/ but you might have to either skin the child or get a sharp enough thing to cut through the bone

Yeah, i usually use a bone saw, you can steal them from the nearest hospital to you

but then again it is funner to eat the skin then you put it in the blender

Right, I didn't think of that.

As I was saying

I have no words. You are the Shakespeare of this generation. Is it okay if I write a story using this?

I wasn't the creator of this comic, but go ahead!