[Intro: The Sopranos Sample]
"Frankly, you got a problem
With authority"
"All due respect
You got no f**king idea
What it's like to be number one"
[Verse 1]
Chaly got the power
John Boy got the amps to match
He’s climbing up the tower
To tap in to make our scratch
Good-standing, card-carrying Jersey boys
Crank it up to a higher level
U-Haul cross the state line
Don't f**k with a Jersey devil
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Garden State
Come on in, the water's great
We’re out of line and we got no time for you
Welcome to the Garden State
The best damn place in the USA
You may not agree; you bitch and you moan
I've been everywhere, but it's never like home
[Verse 2]
We loaded up the Pacer
Liquid gold in a twelve-ounce cans
We're heading down the shore
With Proc, Cheetah, Evan, and the band
Out there where the medical waste
And the water meets the sand
Watch your mouth, want a fresh one
Or you'll get the back of my hand
Big-haired, gum-chewing Jersey girls
Good manners is what I hate
She said, "This here is Billy from Philly"
Okay, get the f**k out of my state
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Garden State
Come on in, the water's great
We're out of line and we got no time for you
Welcome to the Garden State
The best damn place in the USA
You may not agree; you bitch and you moan
I've been everywhere, but it’s never like home
Been everywhere, but it’s never like home
Been everywhere, but it's never like home
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