"Help, I'm stuck!"

so when someone sits on the bench they fuse to the bench?

Indeed that is the case. There may be a way out, but there is not any conclusive evidence of such a factor as of yet.

Better make a bench-mark of this

My man just got stuck to the bench as another fella was there too. Mates forever!
And there we were for over twenty years and survived eating leaves, but here we are!

Sounds nice! Though, I have to ask...how to use bathroom?

You just...gotta be ready to not change pants & underwear for a long time- no other words.

Accurate

i saw that bench i think