Discovering Something That Doesn’t Exist

I have 2 Masters degrees, actually

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go argue with another person then instead of wasting time on me
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your lack of brain wouldn't get one. consider fixing your huge ego.

lies,you have no brain or women

I'm married and have abrain

you sure, if you had those, why be in a obscure website ranting about a kids show

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If you're a 60 year old college professor, shouldn't you be out teaching classes or grading papers, or even grabbing a quick cup of coffee?

I do that all the time

seems kinda sus

Then why aren't you doing it now?