this is why I play Dummies vs Noobs, nobody in their right mind will be shipping:
- Daedalus: a 60 year old Coal Miner
- Tempest: a 19 year old (age of consent in his country is 21)
- Fusilier: homeless alcoholic
- Prometheus: middle aged fireman with PTSD
- Gaia: a literal 17 year old female
- Hermes: attack helicopter
- Sparta: mountain man
- Achilles: 25 year old with social anxiety
- Trident: riot control officer guilty of one count of accidental manslaughter
- Mastermind: some random 52 year old
- Wall of Jericho: random guy with shield
- Icarus: Attack Helicopter 2 - Electric Boogaloo
- Every single player skin in the game
- Every enemy outfit in the game
On second thoughts, I use the DVN wiki so all of this probably exists somewhere
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