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1,555 views 190 upvotes Made by JustaCheemsDoge 2 years ago in Dark_humour
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4 ups, 2y,
3 replies
nah the hardest is trying to lure them
5 ups, 2y,
1 reply
That is the easy part, just say you are making vegetable-based meals and invite them to the soon-to-be crime scene.
3 ups, 2y
Yes
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2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
really? all you need is some grass and they'll come crawling to you
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Side effect: any redditor within the proximity dies
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1 up, 2y,
1 reply
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2 ups, 2y
Well I guess sometimes a little- err, a lot of extra fat couldn't hurt a diet
1 up, 2y
Oh
4 ups, 2y,
1 reply
2 ups, 2y
Yeah
3 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Sure its harder than the other parts but its still really easy. All you have to do is wait outside a mcdonalds after theyve announced a new burger. Then you've got a whole herd of them protesting out there, ripe for the picking.
1 up, 2y
Yes
0 ups, 2y
HAHAHA yes
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3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
No it is cooking them and finding the meat in there body
2 ups, 2y
What
2 ups, 2y
my cousin was EZ to catch he was all skinny and thrill
but eating the good beef and delicious meat I am way stronger
so yeah
1 up, 2y
All you need is some vegan food and a bunch of animals (alive) and then you line up your shot and then you skin them
0 ups, 2y
life hack: scream i hate animals they have no rights, and i eat meat all the time" and you will instantly get at least one vegan to come to you
0 ups, 2y
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
101 Survival Tip:
You have to use Lettuce because if you use Tofu their gonna complain.
Lure them into the net...
Ț̶̏a̷͕͐k̶͎̇ë̶̦́ ̸̝͐t̴̥̊ḣ̸͕e̷̠͌ḿ̷͓ ̵̘͗t̴̛͜ò̴̠ ̶̘̀ẙ̵͓o̶̥͑u̷̇͜r̶̭̀ ̶͚̑b̴̬̎a̵̳͌s̸̠̑ẹ̵̏m̶͔̃é̶̯n̸͚̂t̸̮̿
C̷̢̲̘̥̫̝̿̐̃̒̀̊͘͠ű̴̢͎̤̭̖̥̑t̵͇̬̂͆̊̅͆̈̚̚ ̸̼̤̣͂̆ṯ̸̤̩̀̑̽̾̊̽h̴̳͉̔͐̎͘ȇ̵̯̫̙̭̬̦̼m̵̤̟̹͈̦̰͂̈́͒̏͛̋ ̴̘͖͔͉̑̏̿̎̍̚ų̸̢̪͙͇̮̫͋̋̕ṕ̶̢̟͕̘̮̱̔̐͒͊
S̷͓̰̝̝̬̜̒̀̅̈̌̆̿͋ḛ̷̳͎̬̣͚̤͎͇͔͓̜͉͊͌̀͐̔͐́͂̿͛̿̅̿͐̕͜ͅr̴̢̥̺͕̭̖̖̦̫̜̭̓͂v̸̝̤̤̦͚̼̻̒̈̔̽͛̀̄̏̏͝ė̸̛̼̙̼̫̖̠͈͐̄̑̊̎͐͛̅̉̈̑̆ ̶̳̮̤͑͋̏̊͆̚ţ̵̰͔͖̳̺͚̖̙̜̖̠̒̋̓ͅh̶̢̧̢͇͍̱̙͎̱̠̰̭̬͌̏̈́̍̈́̇̓ͅe̵̢̞̗̩̬̗͙̍̇́͊̽̊͌̓̾̐̃͗̕͝m̷̖̗̩̻̱̻̣̫͈̀̄̈́͜͝ͅ ̴̘̯̦̟̺̠̗̮̦͎̱̝̫͓̊t̵̥͒͑͛̿̓̃͑̇͗̅̉̊̄ơ̶̧̧̧̛̝̙̫͉̜̤̜̼̥͙͖̬̔́̑͛̀̔̅̄ ̸̡̢͓̰͎̪͈̼̩̥̩̭́̄̆̃̈̕ȳ̸̧̹̬̼̟̭͔̬͚̰̣̗̤̔̍̊ơ̴̝̱̬̂̍̀̔̾́̀̏̕̕u̴̼̰̹̞͊̿̐͊̍̐͊̇̑͂̏̉͘̕͝r̷͕̺͖̬̘͛́̽̓̔̑̈͘ ̸͚̖̮̇͗̄̎f̶͙̰̘̪̭̰̫̎̾͒ͅa̵̧̺̱̰̗̖̰̟͓̻͝ͅm̸̛͕̉̈̽͆̈́̒̊̍̽ḭ̶̧͖̮̠̳̼̻͕̪̠̜́̽̃̅̓͆l̷̻̠͔̩̬̜͔̞͙̻̪̻̆̒̈́̀̓̅͜y̵̭͍̮̣̘͊̀͛̈̊̓͛̌̚

And make their parents eat their flesh by gunpoint..
AND THAT's HOW TO 101 Survival with ZanFertiliZer
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
i can see the words
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
ok tell me the words
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
take them to your basement
cut them up
serve them to your family
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
great job!!!!
You just said a whole crime
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
wonderful!!!
0 ups, 2y
YAYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY
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