True story actually || this is a current YouTube trend, sooo

i somehow cut my head on a toilet paper dispenser in 1st or 2nd grade at school- don’t feel so stupid ;-;

When I was in 1st grade (or maybe it was kindergarten)
, Me and a classmate were in the girls bathroom
They had tampon dispensers for some reason
So my classmate put in a quarter and got a tampon
An adult randomly walked in , saw the tampon, and yelled the f**k outta us. We were so confused lol

Oh no!
What happened?

Basically , when I was younger, I was trying to get to something in the cabinets in the kitchen, so I got a chair, and stood on it. I fell off the chair , and guess what was behind me ? Stupid table.

Relatable

'eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie-'
"DUMB WAYS TO DIE!"

I once ate mashed potatoes that were left out for who knows how long so yeah

Oof