Walking along the edge of a beach you see her propped up on a rock, watching the waves- You hunt mermaids

Hiyumi Motoine:this could be a perfect time to put my trapping skills

Melrio: "Eh? Who are you?....

Hiyumi Motoine:i am Hiyumi Motoine

Melrio: "Not what I meant....

Hiyumi:you mean my profession

Melrio: "Yes..

Hiyumi:i....paint for a living

Melrio: "Liar...

Hiyumi:well it´s more of a hobby....that i dont get paid for

Melrio would chuckle and wiggle off the rock towards Hiyumi

Hiyumi:*blinks*

Melrio: "What are you actually doing here?...

Hiyumi:ok...i can looking for you...well someone like you

Melrio: "To do what?

Hiyumi:well that´s the thing....i want to prove to my people that you exsit

Melrio: "Scared?

Hiyumi:not really

Melrio: 'Your closed minded species...funny

Hiyumi:okay first of all....damn that hurt my feelings and second i´m a pretty open-minded person

-(pulls one of his pistols out, aims, and fires a syringe that pierces her skin and knocks her unconscious, then pulls her aboard the boat and begins reciting a ritual from a book labeled “Portal Back To Hell: For Dummies”)-

She'd lay there limp, her chest slowly rising and falling

Cecilia: wow (not a mermaid, a siren)

(Oh swag)
Melrio: "Hm???..

Cecilia: hello there

Melrio: "Greetings

Cecilia: *slightly unhinged*

Melrio: "Who are you?

Cecilia: siren

Melrio: "Mermaid" *She'd point to herself

Cecilia: i'm a siren

Nikolas- Another day, another kill.

Melrio: " Excuse me?

Nikolas-*hauls body aboard* Two in a day? Must be my lucky day.

Melrio would watch in curiosity

Nikolas-*yells to other hunters* We got another one boys! This one’s mine!

Alister: "Another pick."

Melrio: "Excuse me?

Alister: "I said, another sick."

Melrio would snarl and jump into the water

Alister: "Hey, I meant that another person on board was sick!"

Melrio would swim up to them and stare

Alister: "I didn't mean to sound rude, honestly."

NOTHING A BIT OF ROCKET ARTILLERY CANT FIX (Joke)

(Wtf..

Bob: Adolf kitler go f**k em they are JEWISH!

(I'm Lebanon not jewish TwT

-drown cat noises-

I-

Bob: uh

-points gun at self- YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Eh...