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no, we like phil now

We disliked him at some point?

nah we like phil now
he made W move

When did we not like phil?

wtf did phil do

who phil?

He's a guy that makes sandwiches. One day an important person came along. So a tarantula decided to cut its own legs off and throw them into the deep fryer. When the person found out, he sued him for $4,000. Since then Phil quit making sandwiches and decided to instead work as a lonely farmer :(

but listen, it wasnt his fault. Someone must have put the tarantula there to sabotage Phil, so we have to find the culprit

Phil always kept his kitchen clean so a tarantula strolling by is impossible