I’m curious

Summary: The Lion Guard existed.

Bruh

some dumbass who complains about a kids show

Why is my question

Apparently the only reasons they have are it being "violent" and "cringe".

A lion and his friends doing shit is violent?

UMM APPARENTLY THAT'S THE FUСKING CASE,,,,,,,,,,,,,

is he 9?

Self-describes to be 6 decades; acts like a decade-old manchild.

OH HE SAYS THAT HES A PROFESSOR ON THIS TAGLINE DOESNT HE?

OF COURSE IT DOES LMASOASOF,,,,,,,,,,,

Bestie are you on some Zaza or smth

Nah I just act like it to fool the unsuspecting

Bruh 💀

He has some sort of mental illness and can’t stop crying about how lion guard is bad
Same story for any other lion guard hater

Damn

Then again a real Lion Guard hater wouldn't constantly post about it and shit on people for not defending their hate.

Lion gu$rd haters are not mentally ill

SODA!!!!

Some are mentally ill. You, your Foxy friends, and your lazy "Biden" friend, for instance. The following is not considering the fact that you have many alts.

You both are like parrots; speaking the same exact things over and over again, by complete arbitrariness. And you're never gonna stop repeating. Something HAD to train you to say what you're saying now; someone needed a pet. That someone must have been your "Biden" friend, the former "foxy502". You in particular may have also needed someone, some attention, some care. You needed love; affection.
  You needed a friend; to help you indoctrinate the innocent; to brainwash the curious.
   And I'll be lucky I was NOT one of the curious; moments after I saw both of your profiles, you can call me an NPC, because I WOULD NOT BE PLAYIN'.

You both are a completely perfect match for the definition of insanity.
Did I even tell you about the definition of insanity? Let me paraphrase it a bit:
  "Insanity is doing the same exact actions, over and over again; expecting shit to change.
   That is crazy."
What's even more crazy is, you in particular and your foxy502 friend has been doing it since like 2021.
You both are insane by definition. The MAJORITY of your profiles have to do something with hating on Lion Guard just for it being A DAMN SHOW. For CHILDREN. And your tagline says that YOU'RE A SIXTY YEAR OLD COLLEGE PROFESSOR. AND YOU'VE BEEN PREJUDICING PEOPLE JUST FOR POSTING ABOUT LION GUARD.
Explain to me: what would a sixty year old college professor be doing on a public meme website spreading his hate for Lion Guard repetitively when he's supposed to be teaching his college classes instead? Would they indoctrinate their college classes with the same exact bias they've been prejudicing with online? Absolutely not; NOOOOOO WAY IN HELL. That's a definite fire from the job.

And your lazy Biden friend? His former username was foxy502, obviously pointing out the fact that he's not actually the Biden he self-describes to be and is simply just the "Patient Zero" of Lion Guard hate indoctrination and Foxy-Number account invasion. Apparently you decided to follow his steps. So did your Lorena girlfriend, except she got Castle Bravo'd. And for a fact that you're following her steps as well just makes it SO MUCH MORE EMBARRASING. You're a literal DICKRIDER; a MINION of a general asshole.

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You're not entitled to your own opinion, Foxy. Neither are your friends. You and your buddies are prejudicing the innocent just for posting pixels of a show you all despise; so much that you all have to shove your own bias down their throats, albeit with so much force that it would be considered child abuse. And with every prejudice you execute, the more you all act like manchildren; sentient soap bubbles not wanting to be popped "juSt For HAVinG An OPInIon".
Sure, it might still just be an opinion, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, quit shoving it down people's throats like some Christians do with non-Christians.

You and your friends could've just posted A SINGULAR POST about hating the show, and NONE OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED. Just one post about it; nothing else about it, and I wouldn't be typing this essay right now. But now?
You all threw away your creative potential and the only source for your humor and copium tanks is to post Lion Guard hate. Endlessly; with no bound until you die. You WILL stop posting about it soon, Foxy. Whether you want it to or not, nothing will last forever. Not even your Lion Guard hate images; completely omitting your Minecraft hate from the list of immortality.

Not even now, you're just not gonna give a shit.
You're just like how the Narrator portrays a man named Stanley at the start of The Stanley Parable; just sitting in your office room, pushing buttons all the time, others portraying it as "soul-rending". But you relish every moment that you push buttons, and you are happy each time.
And then one day, something very peculiar will happen. You will stop pushing buttons. You'll look up at your computer to see that you aren't pushing buttons anymore; you'll be free from Repetition, from Iterativeness, from Adaptation, and from your infinitesimal cycle. You will finally walk out of your room, only to find that all your co-workers are gone. And you'll always wonder what it could mean.

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What I'm saying is, you're gonna fuсking die, and so will your "Biden" friend and your other Foxy friends.
With all the time I have left, and the fact that you all exist on the internet with the majority of your profiles being nothing but Lion Guard hate, I might as well just drop the action of oofing myself and outlive you all. I'm significantly younger than you and your friends, yet I am not insane. I'm in control of my mind; I know what's real and what isn't, especially when it comes to your bullshit reasoning for hating Lion Guard.
"oUH, it'S crINge, IT's violEnt, nOOO iT'S goT fuсkiNG lIonS IN IT, tHIS bUlLSHIT lion fUсkINg SLePT wheN he sHOUlD've GOtteN sLEeP DePrIVAtIoN," like bro; shut the fuсk up. Real Lion Guard haters would have better claims and reasoning than you. Generalize that shit to anything; real haters of anything would have real, non-forged evidence to support their claims of hatred of something. You're the polar opposite of a real hater; you're a snowflake, STRAIGHT UP. All you do is repeat the exact same shit, even at the most inopportune times. The "evidence" that you provide is complete bullshit, and the "reasoning" you provide is also complete bullshit.
Like, "EUGh LiON GuArD Is BAd BecAuse A LiON slEPT becAUSE He couLdN't tRY HiS BESt!1" Sleep deprivation exists, and YOU CAN DIE FROM IT. Your brain will shut down everything; shut down your neurologic servers. Kion needed to sleep.
You wanna live in a utopia where nobody, AND I MEAN NOBODY, can sleep at any time no matter the scenario they're in? Good luck spending a week in it. Your eyes are probably as red as Hell visualizations by now.

In summary:
You're a total bastard, and so are your friends. Once you see someone who has posted something you all despise, you shove your bias down their throats; up their ass; literally ANYTHING to convince your bullshit logic. You all are fuсking insane, and I have no damn idea how you've managed to not go into an insane asylum for so long.
You dickride an asshole who had their account deleted for the same thing you're doing, and you're not even giving even the slightest reciprocal of the largest number of a shit? Your foxy502 friend, though, at least he doesn't dickride her. He knows what threats she sent were downright insane, albeit not as insane as him and you. Again, you both are like parrots, repeating the exact same shit someone trained you to say.

Summary in summary: You and your friends are fuсking assholes.

GO***MN!
Bro typed an essay to roast the f**k outta this guy

DAMN! That was way better than what I could have wrote in response to foxy, but I think we both know her dumbass is not reading all of that unfortunately