I got my heavy ass bookbag, so I think I'm good as long as I don't get a horde

I got a slinky :/

You better slinky on out before those zombies getcha then

Yeah definitely

A xbox controller. Mabye me and the zombie be chillin

Lol

An entire person

Bodyguard!

A authentic mediveal longsword, a m16, Mark 42 iron man suit and a giant rat.

Damn you were waiting for this moment

Yeah.

Well to my far left a banjo, qnd they weigh alot so...

Time for some fast-paced zombie face smacking with a banjo in the background

My music teacher would kill me

Its a f**kin lamp

Correction: it's a clever staff. The lightbulb can be used as a shatter-end, and then it's a short-bladed glaive
(I think a lot about situations like these since I'm not the best at open hand-to-hand combat, I use my enviroment to my advantage)

Yes, you do have a point, but a lamp is not very durable

Well you gave one hell of a fight

I'm so done.

What is it

Nothing.

my lego table💀

It's been nice knowing you

and my lego set..

Maybe if you get attacked by baby zombies, they'll get distracted and tear your set apart and eat it.

Very
I don't think a dil-
Nah nah NAH I'm joking
A pillow isn't too effective

Actually I have a blanket too so that could work

For like, 5 seconds

I have a pencil and soda

From what I learned a pencil is a threatening weapon

It's not sharpened sadly

blunt weapon, cool

Yeah

Nice

You better hope those zombies are diabeteic or you're f**ked

Yeah I mean if it was to the right I have 3 cords and a phone

Give the zombie diabetes

an HDMI cable

Choke yourself with it so you don't receive the horror of being eaten alive

pillow
I'm screwed

Yes you are

the cat astronaut pillow cover won't help either

guess I will choke on the pillow cover

I got a whole desk 💀

how tf you gon use it 💀

Hold it with both hands and smack them

i have an HDMI cable im screwed 💀💀

Barricade, then cry.