Jemy, I don’t know if I’m a bigger Swiftie than you, but I was given a rare opportunity to glimpse the inception of this psy-op.

*Live 15-year-old Slobama reaction*

>>Be me
>>2005
>>High school in Tennessee
>>Random ass Tuesday
>>Intercom: ”Taylor Swift show is today”
>>Cool kids: hype.exe
>>Me: never heard of her
>>confused.gif
>>Not that into country music
>>”Aren’t we supposed to be in class learning?”
>>”Are they even allowed to do this? Use a taxpayer-funded facility like a public school to profit off of a captive audience of teens?”
>>”I guess they’re trying to make her into the Next Big Thing”
>>Don’t really want to go
>>Everyone else is going
>>Don’t really want to be left behind in class all by myself
>>Reluctantly dig into my pocket, find $5 in lunch money
>>Fork it over to high school cop at the gym entrance
>>Taylor & band start playing
>>”Yeah this really isn’t my kind of music”
>>She keeps playing
>>”What’s that foot-stomping thing she’s doing to the beat? Is she trying to hype up the crowd?”
>>Just not that into it
>>Leave

You actually left during the concert

Yeah I lefted

Did she go to your school or something? I know she was going to school in Nashville during that time to try and get her music career off the ground, but even back then, that seems like a weird venue to play at.

Traveling high school gym tour or something? I dunno man. Knoxville, so not too far down the road. Never had another show quite like it in our four years. That’s why I think Taylor Swift is a psy-op, her dad (or, more likely, the scientist who cloned her) probably had George Soros call up our principal and give him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

I've been listening to Swift as early as 2014 with the rise of her fifth studio album, 1989. It brings back the nostalgia of the pop culture surrounding her when I was a kid.

Fify