That was my first guess! Of course it's a sock! Why are you people so messed up! I wasn't thinking of the other thing at all! I'm a good person and smart at that! Why would I ever think of anything else besides "sock?" What do you have against socks? I like socks! I love socks! Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Sock. Socks are awesome! I'm never thinking about the other thing! What kind of dirty life do you think I have?
*smiles and sweats nervously*