My pronouns are owo / defrost

*Processing microwave noises*

(homicidal toaster noises)

P a r d o n ?

toaster: Y E S

I a m a m i c r o w a v e , n o t a t o a s t e r -
h o m i c i d e w o u l d b e i m p o s s i b l e , a s w e a r e n o t t h e s a m e t e c h n o l o g y

toaster: i give 2 minutes to ask why before the water drops

H o m i c i d e i s m u r d e r o f t h e s a m e r a c e . W e a r e d i f f e r e n t t e c h n o l o g i e s , s o i t w o u l d j u s t b e m u r d e r

toaster: o h o k a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

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AWH! THATS CUTE!!

*Sets timer for 30 seconds*

S i r i t a p p e a r s y o u h a v e t u r n e d m e o n

LMAO- DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN YOU ON-

M y o n l y p u r p o u s e i s t o r e h e a t

I w i l l g l a d l y c o o k y o u r f o o d

Cook my food~

*30 seconds of microwave noises*

Yay! It's ready! *OPENS YOUR STOMACH AND REMOVES THE FOOD*

T h a n k y o u s i r p l e a s e c l o s e m y d o o r a n d p l e a s e d o n o t s l a m i t

**gently closes your stomach** ^^

T h a n k y o u s i r
e n j o y y o u r f o o d
m y s e r v i c e s w i l l a l w a y s b e a v a i l a b l e t o y o u

Yay!

Yey henlo

h e l l o s i r h o w m a y I b e o f a s s i s t a n c e

Can you cook this popcorn, please?

O f c o u r s e ! I t i s a p l e a s u r e t o s e r v e

Yay!
*turns microwave on for 2:30*

*Microwave plate s p i n*

:3

*Still s p i n n i n g*

:D

*Timer ends*
S i r , y o u r p o p c o r n i s r e a d y t o b e c o n s u m e d

Oh.. my god.
One, thank you for the popcorn,
Two, means a lot calling me sir :)

N o p r o b l e m !
I a s s u m e y o u a r e w a t c h i n g a m o v i e , p l e a s e e n j o y !

:D

do you mined if I save this and share it? it's amazing:)

Go for it!

Protogen lore?!?? (real)

I'm no protogen expert, but it's certainly a possibility!

my pronouns are UwU/0w0

As you do! >w0

Mine are >w</@w@

... can I make some pizza rolls?

F e e l f r e e ! S e r v i c e i s m y p l e a s u r e !

DAMM THIS IS AWSOME--

>w< Thanks, Fenix

yo microwave, could you heat up my macaroni?????

Y e s m a a m !

I'm a used microwave

H e l l o ! 👋

Heyo!

W h a t c a n I d o f o r y o u ?

Eat a whole pineapple

. . .
I a m i n c a p a b l e to c o n s u m e a n y t h i n g b u t e l e c t r i c i t y

Nice

I h a v e h e a r d t h e f o o d I c o o k t a s t e s g o o d , h o w e v e r I a m i n c a p a b l e o f p r o c e s s i n g t a s t e s