Holodomor? Great Leap Forward? Totally not because communism is an inherently flawed political system that only ever produces boneheaded dictators; it's actually time-traveling Trump destroying every budding worker's utopia he can get his hands on!
LIBERALS; GENTLEMEN AND GENTLEMAN: WE GOT HIM! DNA EVIDENCE FROM 5TH AUTOPSY INDICATES DONALD TRUMP'S GHOST MAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR JAYWALKING AND OR TIPPING LESS THAN 17%.