i hope you only crave chick-fil-a on sunday

I hope your pillows are warm

i hope your favorite book series gets made into a shitty live-action remake

I hope you break your pinky toe on grandma's 500 B.C.E table.

i hope you have an itch on your back that moves when you try to scratch it

Holy shit
That hurts

i hope your favorite Tv show gets woke

i hope you stub your toe everyday for 2 months

I hope favorite video game series gets cancelled

i hope your internet turns off right before you win a game

I hope your mom calls you for dinner right before you win in a online game

i hope your favorite local restaurant goes out of business

I hope you get an erection in school

i hope your phone charges at one specific angle

I hope you charger doesn't work at all

i hope you get kicked in the kneecaps by a horse

I hope you get f**ked by a horse

i hope your pet molests you

I hope your parents look into your phone

i hope your search history can never be deleted

I hope your nose is stufffy

it already is, f**k you

i hope you hit your head on a door

hahahaha

i hope you get f**ked by a door