When theres a fire in school:; wheelchair kid: *stands up*
blind kid: OMG I SEE THE FIRE
deaf kid: IS THAT THE FIRE ALARM
patriotic kid: I BLAME THE GOVERNMENT
weird kid: *screams and runs like a normal person*
homeless kid: I WANNA GO HOME
kid detective and kid lawyer: *doesn't try to find the guy who started the fire*
the emo kid: I DONT WANNA DIE, MAN
the mute kid: *screams*
the lazy kid: *runs like Usain Bolt*
the late kid: *runs away first*
the gigachad kid: *runs away all wimpy like*
the social media kid: *isn't recording*
the quiet kid: *is tryna get everyone's attention and drops his shotgun too*
the orphan kid: I WANT MY MOM
the smart kid: *jumps into fire*
