For a million years men were top of the food chain
Then men got bored because they won everything they could win
One man then had an idea -- be a woman and you can win all over again!
So they did...and they won all the gold medals, all the scholarships and all the womens awards
Now they're win in attractiveness!
The moral of the story is that the patriarchy always wins and men are better than women at being women.
bohoho!
