Man, remind me not to follow your advice, I got 2 years in jail for “assault” or whatever

lmao

Also known as a great way to get shot or put in jail.

Even in the bathroom?

lick, lick, lick

...

The guy said I was “rude” and “need to grow up”

I just talk to someone who seems agreeable or let friends I already know introduce me to their other friends

*Coconut Mall music kicks in*

YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLLED

Annnnd basically me with my when he wakes up before me on the weekends

Bet I'll try it