SCP-3312 did this to our peanut boi. Lovely, really.

We should have termated that thing 50 years ago. WHY O5-12? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wtf is 3312

Search them up.

Furry SCP. Got it.

I love it-
I have no idea why but I do-

Keep that thing away from me

Ye, Ive already been infected by its furry virus, so beware

*puts on hazmat suit and grabs shotgun*

I'm not getting infected by a f**king furry virus

Ah calm down, it’s not that bad to be honest.
I got it and i turned out fine!
Well..

"well..." what

Oh dont worry I’m totally not
-insane
-gay as F**K
-desperately wanting a baguette plush
-and more!
Totally not.
Totally

This is why you have the barral of shotgun in your face

My 7th grade social studies teacher had a baguette plush-

Gets infected proceeds to dress like a human

*snaps neck cutely*
-SCP 173 after encounter with SCP 3312

NO NOT THE PEANUT-

yes

NOOOOO

yes

NOT ZEE PEANUT

Go commit scp 5000

Oh god

TF-

I want to die-

1417 GOT A LITTLE QUIRKY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH DR. BRIGHT

YEAH-

d-dr. bright, what did you do?!

oh ill get the cross and the nuke key

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no

now

No, enlighten me /j

The f**king f**k-

Lol

true