confused screaming

Doctor

WHAT THE FU-

Virgin kid: *walks funny*

Virgin kid's step sister: *big belly*

Blind kid:is she pregnant?
Deaf kid:did he just see
Mute kid:did she just hear
Atheist kid:*starts praying*
Blind kid:did she just pray?
Deaf kid:did he just see
Mute kid:did she just hear

One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard he noise, he came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true, just ask the blind man, he saw it too!

-author unknown

To be honest, a lot of foreigners speak some English.

Blind kid: btw, your ugly
Kid that's bad with Grammar: you're*
Dead kid: since when have you been able to correct grammar
Atheist kid: *starts praying*
Paralyzed kid: nope! I'm out! *Gets up and runs*
Bully: ... What?