CHILDREN, TODAY WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT OWNING THE LIBS BY ROLLING COAL. ROLLING COAL IS WHEN YOU FIX YOUR DIESEL TRUCK WITH SPECIAL PARTS TO BLOW THICK BLACK SMOKE; FOR THE LIBS; THEN WHEN YOU DRIVE BY A PRIUS OR A "PEACEFUL PROTEST", YOU FLIP A SWITCH AND BLOW TOXIC BLACK DIESEL SMOKE IN THEIR FACES... LIBS ARE VERY BAD PEOPLE AND THEY DESERVE THIS; WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP OWN THE LIBS BY ROLLING COAL?