made this 4 months ago but still

Hi, I'm Roxy Lalonde.
And did you know you have rights?
Hussie says you don't. But I do.
But I believe that until proven guilty, every Man Woman and Troll in this Act is innocent.
And that's why I fight for you, reader!
Better Call Lalonde.
Attorney at Law.

(413)-612-1111
[Office located on Derse]

Let me paint you a picture, son
Portrait of a bitch after World War I
You were stirring up the fears of the German people
Tellin' the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up
You dumb mother f**ker
Didn't Napoleon let you know
When you conquer Russia
Better pack some f**king winter clothes

Lmao

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling