Investing with us only carries one risk: once humans go poof, we go poof too — though we’re working hard on an AI solution. #svb

SADLY, WE ARE UNABLE TO INSURE AGAINST THE LOSS OF HUMANITY ITSELF. BUT AS LONG AS PEOPLE ARE DOING PEOPLE-THINGS, YOUR MONEY’S SAFE WITH US — THAT’S OUR “STABLE VALUE COMMITMENT!” 🏦