Monkey Puppet

my sister once hit her gym teacher in the face with a hockey stick

did she get in trouble

nope it was an accident somehow

ummmmmmmmm why are u here at 3:00 a.m.

pls say ur not in the same time zone as me

i am in eastern

did that to someone in baseball

You would not believe the amount of compilation videos where dudes get hurt in that area with all sorts of stuff.

ikr

I played tennis before and no this never happened to me

ooff

happened to me but i was the person hit, WITH A F**KING LACROSS BALL, THOSE THINGS HURT LIKE HELL

Oddly specific

XD WHAT

lol

oof

this happened to me when my uncle and I were playing baseball it hit me in my private part

Bruhbruhbruhbruh

Damn I hope he be fine

they are

😲

I didn't specify gender

for a reason

only 2 genders

pardon? there are only 2 genders dumbass, not more. only TWO

ik

agreed

2 FRICKIN genders. ACTUALLY though, there's the third one that I am. NonBIDENary lol

thank you

lol

are you stupid, there are only 2 genders

nah man theres nonBIDENary cuz yk Biden sux they made a gender for ppl that hate him

how did you answer so quick?

oh waiti get it

haha yeah Ik there's only two genders lol. It's just a joke

Bc im batman

....* looks outside* uh oh, he better not find out of my crimes against humaity

MUAHAHAHHA

BROS ANSWERING SO QUICKLY

HOW DA F**K DO YOU DO THAT

Pardon me, your scaring me with your speed.