(JOKE)

stay still and call door dash

Phantom- ooo cheese

...peppa pig irl

summon my father by turning up the thermostat so he beats all the entities wirh a belt

I shall make cheese into lasagna

(The cheese would scream)

Garfield: *does Fortnite default dance*

"N o. P l e a s e." (The cheese would beg)

Garfield: I will not spare you mortal. *does griddy*

(The cheese would watch in terror.)

Garfield: *dabs*

"A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!"

Garfield: Waltuh

"W a l t e r.... w h i t e ?"

Garfield: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

*runs, for I know death is upon me*

(The cheese would locate an almond water van and start speeding at you)

*keeps running*

(The cheese would go full on police Chase Mode at MAXIMUM SPEED)

*looks at the cheese* "Just kill me already."

(The cheese would shake its head no and start doing the default dance from fortnite)

*dies of cringe*

Minus: Oh my god It's Cheese

(The cheese would sit idly)

Devon: AUH GOSH I GOTTA POO!!!!! (Runs to the cheese)

(The cheese would notice them, but wouldn't move)

Devon: (craps on the cheese)

(The cheese would scream in agony before lying on the ground in a t pose)

devon: i also need to- fbi agent stop spying on me

(The cheese would patiently wait.)

devon: (spits on the cheese)

"W e l l, t h a t w a s r u d e ."