FREDDY FAZBEAR FOUND DEAD IN THE FRONT LINES! YES, FOLKS. AT EXACTLY 11:59 AM, FREDDY WWAS FOUND GUNNED DOWN AT THE COAST OF MC.DONALDS, NEW MEXICO; HE WAS ALMOST NOT EVEN RECOGNIZABLE, BUT AFTER SOME SPRINGLOCK TESTS, WE CONFIRMED THAT THIS WAS FREDDY FAZBEAR; HERE'S WHAT THE MEDIC HAD TO SAY:; "It's no sad. we've lost a valuable soldier today. lord have mercy on us now!"; AND FINALLY, WHAT BONNIE HAS TO SAY:; "I have never seen anything like this. I have lost a true friend. how will I ever recover from this?"; OF ALL THE BODIES BURNED TODAY, NONE WILL BE MISSED MORE THAN THIS NATIONAL HERO WHO GAVE HIS LIFE TO TAKE OUT THE EVIL DOCTOR LIGMA... BURIAL OF FREDDY FAZBEAR HAPPENS TOMORROW! TUNE IN TO WATCH IT LIVE ON CHANNEL 69 NEWS; Rest in pizza - freddy fazbear....you will be missed...
