Upvote too

I was staring at the ceiling from the floor screaming in agony... I guess that's how the people in the basement feel.

I like my women how i like my milk. Rich, White, Full of cream and 2% fat

Y’all ever wondered why some speed bumps scream

Don’t make fun of major tragedies. My dad in died 9/11. He was the greatest pilot of all time.

doctor: Bad news your dying
Me: How fast am I dying
Doctor: Everyone is slowly dying
Me: How fast am I dying
Doctor: Ohhh. Your dying faster then sonic running

Batman can’t play baseball, he cant run home.

if you ever feel useless, remember...
actually, if you feel useless, you probably are.

Not true; everyone is worth a lot on the black market

Dark humor is like food, not everyone in Africa gets it

Dark humour is like cancer, it's funnier when the kids get it

True

why can't chinese people play baseball? They ate the bat

not dark humor but still

correct

Yesss more floood the comment section im in a diffrent class now

Get back in the fields

damm