you know what? you're a cringe 9 year old, no friends, no dog, built like a green bean, that's not-so-lean, upside down pear head, caught you on the bed. you wish you were monkey d luffy, you're toes look so goofy, your favorite show is veggie tales, you're such a furry you grew a tail, you special ordered a pair of Gucci Hey-Dudes, you look like the orange dinosaur from Barney, you have chicken fingers, you're head looks like a deflated basketball, you think you're John Cena, but you can't beat anyone in the arena, you wish you had good memes, you have a crush on the old green m&m, you're not funny, i caught you gangnamstyling on your uncle fred's couch full of cockroaches. Come back if you think you're funny,