Dear Lord, hold my hand as I chart my path out of the valley of the Woke and the shadows of the Left.
Forgive my advocacy for unconditional equal treatment of minorities and alphabet people, for You have taught me that respect is a privilege and must first be earned.
Redeem me for having coveted my neighbor’s wealth and hard-earned riches, to fritter away on frivolities like healthcare, paid family leave, and public transit.
Continue to reveal to me Your wisdom in entrusting Your bountiful harvest to the hands of society’s most worthy, for they are the wisest of us, and know how best to spend it, and I know not how.
For all this and more I say this prayer. Amen.
