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From:
https://mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/field-guide/daddy-longlegs-harvestmen

The pic you used actually has them referred to as daddy longlegs of the harvestmen type, which makes them not spiders exactly, but cousins in the same order.

So not hair of the ******** kind, despite the portrayal in article I posted,,,

They might not be spiders, but they look like spiders. That's enough when 144,000 of them are crawling on you...

I need actually links to harrassment. I gave Ennard_OsDe's account a once over, but I can't find the memes your talking about.
Meme chat me the details.