Well there was this great story about a brave chief that could not fart so he sent his brave warrior to the local trading Post to go get some beans next day brave Chief still couldn't fart so brave went and got five wagon full of beans he ate all the beans next day the brave warrior goes back to the local trading Post where he got those beans where he started to break down and cry to which they storeowner asked what's wrong the brave where replied big fart no chief
