a Tolilet bound Hanako Kun RP!

"What is a *boy* doing in here?" She sounded a little amused, by the look of the younger boy, she had a feeling she really shouldn't worry.
((But we can't see Hanako, right?

(If you haven't summoned him yet!)
Kou: oh, uh, I....
Nene: He's gay and he's a sissy, so he's like a woman
Kou: Gee, thanks Nene-

She burst out in a hiccuppy laugh.
"Um, who are you guys? I was here for that rumor, y'know, but if I'm interrupting I can leave!"

Nene: *points at the stall* knock there-

"Yeah, I know, haha-"
She knocked three times as prompted, and chanted the ghost's name.

Hanako: Sup bish-
Nene: HANAKO! BE NICE!
Hanako: Boring-

((SUP BISH SOBBINGGG LMAO
"Another boy? You know what- I'm not suprised."

*Another person is just in the corner, crying*
??: CAN I LEAVE NOW?!
Hanako: NOPE! YOUR STUCK LEMONEY!

"What the f**k..."

Hanako: Don't mind lemoney- now, what do you wish for!

Her tone changed, and she looked a little sad.
"An accepting family?"

Hanako: oh no baby, 1. frick those guys. 2. Your joining us-
Nene: WERE NOT A FAMILY
Hanako: NOT INFRONT OF THE KIDS!

She looked confused, but not repulsed.

Hanako: I'm adoping you
Kou: Hanako-
Hanako: I'M OLDER THAN YA'LL, SHUT IT-

"Um, I don't think that's how that works-" She tittered softly.

Hanako: S H U S H M Y C H I L D-
Nene: Hanako no!

((I'm dying, these are actually my best friends at my parents
"We're all highschoolers-"

Hanako: I'm not! i'm dead, so I can adopt you!

"For that exact reason you can't."

Hanako: Shush, i can adopt you and I WILL

"Are you going to actually fullfill my wish, or are you just pranking me?"

Hayate (sound of the wind)
A radio ghost who is responsible for creating and spreading rumors, sharing broadcasting club with Sakura due to Hanako not allowing her as much freedom in creating rumors
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Hayate (Human disguise): Hanako-kun, I have a questio- ;-; who's this?

Lemoney: it feels like we have kids
Sakura: Indeed it does-

Hayate: wait, what does that make me?

Sakura: the rich aunt
Lemoney: Just make her an aunt, she doesn't have to be richhhhh

Hayate: but I am rich *she turns back into her apparition form and smiles* I think you forgot I died the rich kid

Lemoney: Oh yeahh, so rich aunt it is- SAKURA WHAT THE-
Sakura: *picking up lemoney* Yes?

Hayate: Tsukasa, look! Your parents are flirting

Lemoney: HAYATE SHUT-
Sakura: Darling, not infront of the children-

Tsukasa: ooh~

Lemoney: SAKURAAAA!

Hayate: shush and let your wife give you affection, I'll take the child

Lemoney: I'm the fav parent
Sakura: Lemoney hunny-

Tsukasa: wha?! I love both of you!

Lemoney: OH MY BABY! *hugs him*

Tsukasa: Yeah!

Sakura: Lemoney, we have to go home- we can't live in school
Lemoney: Fine-

Tsukasa: no! don't go!
Hayate: it's ok Tsukasa, they'll be back tomorrow

Lemoney: I'll even come over early!

*suddently, out of the mirror*
Mitsuba: JERK! HOW DARE YOU!
Kou: Babe, calm down-
*Insert mitsuba crying*

Hayate: exactly

Sakura: *sigh* let's just go-

Hayate: ok, come on Tsukasa
Tsukasa: oki!
*Hayate takes Tsukasa to the radio club. Tsukasa's hanging onto Hayate's back*

*lemoney got carried all the way back*

Hayate: ok Tsukasa, the muffins are in the cupboard. only take one!

Sakura: You now he isn't going to-

Tsukasa: ok! *runs to the cupboard and grabs a muffin. he stares at the others*
Hayate: just one!
Tsukasa: *whimpers* ok . . .

Lemoney: *grabs one and hands it to him* Shhh-

Tsukasa: *smiles brightly and hugs Lemoney*

Lemoney: *Covers face with hands and screams*
Sakura: I never seen a red lemon before, huh-

Tsukasa: I have! It was covered in blood

Sakura: -_- way to ruin it Tsukasa-
*lemon-chan.exe has stopped working*

Hayate: hey, the flirting worked
Tsukasa: awww, Sakura-Chan!

Sakura: all right, calm down, let's get out of the bathroom and go back to the broadcasting room!

Tsukasa: oki!

Lemoney: Please put me down-
Sakura: no~

Hayate: ok lovebirds, we get it, you're gay

Hanoko, Nene: ... what-
Kou: OK OFF MY COUSIN-
Lemoney: SHUT IT KOU-

Hayate: you, don't get to talk. you're gay for a pepto bismol Zenitsu

Lemoney: Yes, my dear cousin is gay for a pink ghost, i know-

Hayate: pepto bismol Zenitsu

(OMG YOUR RIGHT-)
Lemoney: Well, i'm going to leave before your brother comes looking for me Hanoko
Sakura: bit late for that dear-

Tsukasa: AMANE AMANE!

Lemoney: Hey Tsukasa! *Le Gasp* SAKURA!!
Sakura: Hello lemoney

*Tsukasa tackles Hanako in a hug*
Hayate: so, I've got permission now

Hanoko: GET HIM OFF AND IT'S A DEAL!!
*lemoney hugging sakura*

Hayate: ok! Tsukasa!
Tsukasa: hmmmmm?
Hayate: If you get off Hanako, I'll give you a muffin
Tsukasa: Muffin?! *he jumps off and runs over to Hayate. he jumps onto her back* Muffin!

Lemoney: Well that works-
Sakura: Tsukasa! we're going back to the broadcasting room now that we found lemoney!

Tsukasa: okay! can Hayate come toooooooooo?
Hayate: ofc I can
Tsukasa: YAY!

Hanoko: Oh Hey Hayate! Nene broght her new Classmate in here, meet lemon-chan-
??: MY NAME IS LEMONY! AND IF ANY OF YOU MAKE ASOUE JOKE ISTFG-

Hayate: ooooookaaaaay then . . . anyways, I have a question. am I off probo now?

Hanoko: Hmmmm, no <3
Nene: HANOKO, Don't tell me your being mean to another ghost!!
Hanoko: H e h e, m a y b e i a m-

Hayate: hey! I'm litterally losing my job!

Hanoko: Yes i know, but i don't want you spreading rumors with my brother again-
Lemony: Your brother is cool!

Hayate: -_- b1tch, that's his human girl!

Hanoko: but you both use the radio, don't you?-
Lemony: Anygays i'm going to go hang out with said human girl-

Hayate: anyGAYS?

Lemoney: Yes, that's how I say it-

Hayate: you should be saying that to exorcist boy and his pink porn puppy