SOME PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW KITTY PHYSICS LIKE A MILK MUSTACHE IS UNDIGNIFIED. NOW, WHEN I DRINK MILK, IT DOESN'T SPLASH ALL OVER MY FACE LIKE A DOG. INSTEAD, I SIMPLY CURL MY TONGUE, AND I DON'T MAKE A MESS. IT'S CALLED KITTY PHYSICS AND CAT-LAPPING MILK DISPLAYS THE ELEGANCE OF THE CREATOR’S DESIGN OF GOD AND ME THE CAT!