IT WAS A RAINY DAY. I WAS ON MSMG, SHITPOSTING AS USUAL. SUDDENLY I GOT A MESSAGE FROM AN UNKNOWN NUMBER. ”CHECK YOUR SHOWER” IT SAID. I FOUND IT QUITE STRANGE BUT I ASUMED IT WAS JUST SOME DUDE PRANKING ME, SINCE I WAS A POPULAR PRANK VICTIM. SUDDENLY I FELLT A PREASURE IN MY ASS. I RAN TO THE BATHROOM AS FAST I COULD. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR, I WAS MEAT BY A SHIT SMELL I DIDN’T RECOGNIZE. I IGNORED THE TERRIBLE SMELL AND TRIED TO TAKE A SHIT. WHEN I WAS DONE I NOTICED SOMETHING IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SHIT... I SAW A WRITING ON THE WALL. ”YOUR LOCAL SHOWER SHITTER” I CLEANED IT UP AND WHEN I GOT OUT I WAS MEAT BY MY NEIGHBOUR, ALICE. SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD FOUND SHIT IN HER SHOWER AND A WRITING ON THE WALL. ”NO WAY! THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME” I TOLD HER. SHE SAID BEN AND HARRY HAD ALSO FOUND THE SAME THING IN THEIR SHOWER. ”THIS IS SOME SORT OF SERIAL VANDALIST IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD” I TOLD HER. ”WE HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE” SHE TOLD ME. I PICKED UP MY PHONE AND CALLED THE POLICE. ”911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?” ”WELL IT’S NOT REALY AN EMERGENCY BUT THERE’S SOME IDIOT IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD WHO SHIT IN SHOWERS” THE GUY I WERE TALKING TO LAUGHED REALY HARD. ”A GUY SHITTING IN YOUR SHOWER? WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR PRANK CALLS. YOU HAVE TO- HOLD ON I GOT A MESSAGE HERE. CHECK YOUR SHOWER -YOUR LOCAL SHOWER SHITTER”; THE SHOWER SHITTER (CREEPYPASTA)
