Saddness

THATS IT!!!

*pat pat*
YEAH, NO ONE PUTS MUM IN DETENTION

i have weapons if you need them :D
DIBS ON THE LUNAR BLASTER

*drives in an Fv4005 Heavy tank destroyer* where are them hesh shells, for this 183 mm house annihilator.

*stands there holding a lunar blaster*
good question-

Where.

AWHHHH

WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT I CAN GET IT FOR U!

UHHHHHHHH
HOLD ON-

TAKE YOUR TIME
also wanna hop onto a turf war?

What’s that, exactly?

wait you don't know splatoon

Other than that, this was really funny to read :D

this was my first detention and when I told my parents that I wouldn't be able to pick up my brothers because of it, they said they would take me out for ice cream because of what I did and refused to do.

Awh.
*pat pat*
Lucky you get icecream

Yeah! If I knew yall irl I would be broke from buying you all icecream ;-;

Lol

But you don’t have to get me icecream mum

But I want to :)

You’re too pure for me mum-

Well I think its better than me being really dark and gloomy :)

HOW DARE THEY
IM SORRY MOM THATS AWFUL

It's okay, the person is okay now, and the vice principal let me and the person go into his office to talk about things with each other :) My principle is an @$$ though

*pumps shotgun*
who did it?
WHO HURT THEM!?
and who the f**k
decided that you deserved detention?

Their *now* Ex, and my principle because I wasn't following KHFOOTY and refused to let the Person Cry alone.

:D
f**k your principle
he can suck my non-existent dick

Ok, mind this, it's just my motherly nature, but could you please censor the cuss words more? I don't want people to flag the comment for it.
Also, thank you for your kindness, and your protectiveness, I find it endearing how much you care about this person you've never met and have never heard me talk about before. :)

sorry, mom...
<3

Could you please let me know why you're saying sorry? It was just an honest mistake and I didn't want you to get your comment flagged. Also, I showed the person what you all said and they laughed and started smiling really brightly about it. She loved the support :)
<3

the hecc is KHFOOTY?

Keep (your) hands feet (and) other objects to yourself

o

yeah

What

That's messed up

Yup

wtf

I'm personally confuzzled on what part you are being "wtf" about could I have some clarification bout it? Sorry :(

abt wyh youre in detention. its nessed up

Yeah

*loads 44. Magnum, about to put 6 bullets into a teacher's skull*

Ok, use something harder to track. They can bright it right back to you so it would be better if you used poison or a knife :)

Fine, I'll make it look like suicide :)

Have fun child :)

Oki

:)

WHO PUT MOM IN DETENTION, SOMEONE IS FINNA HAVE A 4 GAUGE TO THE CHEST
(for my non-american friends, with shotguns the lower the number, the more terrified you should be, for example, a 12-gauge is the commercial variant, and 6-gauge im military grade, 4-gauge is capable of punching through metal plating of armored cars, and 2-gauge will turn you to a fine red mist.)

Oh god my principle gonna be scared of kids for the rest of his life

*loads shotgun with malicious intent*

Oh ho ho no, to easy to track