I woke up in the dirty alley, smelling my own piss and vomit. The only happy thought in my mind was the $10 a lady gave me yesterday. I could buy some whiskey and a pack of gum for that. I reached for my pocket to take a look at the beauty. All i found was a ciggarette and my own piss. At this moment i realized someone had stolen my money and i knew exactly who... homeless nick. He lives in the alley next to me. I grabbed the drunken fool thightly in the neck and was ready with my fist.
—so you stole my money to buy drinks for yourself huh? The drunken fool could barely talk. I punched him on his face. I wasn’t sure if the blood that splatted was from his face or from my fist. I saw how his face suddenly turned green and his mouth slowly opening. I prepared for my death. I saw his vomit flying out of his mouth right towards me. My entire face got covered in vomit and i got some of it in my mouth. Exhausted i walked away convinced that homeless nick didn’t steel my money. But i haven’t given up the case with my $10; My name is sherlock balls private eye and i won’t give up until the case with my $10 have been solved.
