*bear

duff

omg where's the stick

up your ass

the sausage is behind him

oh wait the sausage is behind him

Hehe nice green ballsack lmao

Your welcome

Gotta watch out for beers.

Anyways, who wants a can of bear?

is my dad with you??

and that looks like a childs book

Drunk

I had some of those a few days ago and drove, the road was bumpy though, the next day when I woke up I found out some person in the same exact type of car with my exact license plate had ran over some kids

Is your username a reference to the movie Eragon by any chance?

no.

Ok