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I hypnotize him into being an underwear themed superhero

*snaps fingers* its it time to fly again?

him: IM CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!
me: bruh

Uhhhh why am I in here again-

*snaps fingers*

Uh no *le run*

I'd throw a party! =)

Frostbite dragnoc: *he slowly taps his claws on the table in a menacing way*

kill it

Alex: so, why're you two here?
Michael: I'm "disrespectful" and I'm "rude"
Terrence: I had c0ca1n3 in te school

Boyfriend: *shoots the wall and goes back to class*