A: If P.E.N.I.S. didn’t already exist, it would have to be invented. A world without the gatekeepers is a cold and brutal one, where the falcon cannot hear the falconer, where we all live in the shadows, where any memer in their travels could stumble across pornography and have their whole day ruined or their life scarred and destroyed (“not even once”), where Imgflip itself could topple over at any time — in a word, anarchy.