Says the guy that simps for a cartoon wolf

Don't worry
I simp for Mal0
:)

I closed out of that google tab so f**king quick after i looked it up

bro those eyes are f**king dead

It's ok bro she just wants a kiss

today we're wolf hunting

High pitch demonic voice*
"Who tf are you, hehehe"

new user

It's a joke bro
Besides I am not a new user, have you heard of deleted accounts

furry stream-ass joke 💀💀💀

HELL NO, KEEP THAT AWAY FROM ME

MF THOSE TEETH WILL RIP MY FACE OFF

No wait she's nice she won't bite (srs she will just stalk you)

that's somehow worse-

does she even get close?

Very close

...how close

i need to know this so i can be ready to protect what very little i have left

Like breathing down your neck

i just got goosebumps

is there a way to keep her away without pissing her off?

shotgun. use shotgun.

Naw she never gets mad

so in other words she's just gonna follow me around and give me extreme paranoia, no way to stop her?

No

is there still ANY way to keep her away

No she follows you forever I am not joking
Until you go mad and commit suicide

See, she's friendly

BITCH WHAT THE FU-

Somebody tell some MTF unit or foundation communications officer that One of their anomalies has access to the internet

She won't bite

So basically simp for an anomalous entity that does not exist on this plane of existence

sounds like someone who is very super okay and not f**king insane at all

And little piglet simps for Luna so... That doesn't matter

I’m good

Tough luck to tell you I am serious

bro simps for a creepypasta 💀

It's a scp bro

ik
but like why tf

Lmao