Foxes like tanks.

foxes can't drive tanks

Foxes may drive tanks if they can find one with the keys still in it.
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You want that pizza, don't you?
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no

You do want it.
But the foxes are not going to share.
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In afraid you misses all the foxes.
You did hit a nearby cow.
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Clearly, you do not know how guided missile launchers work.

You don't either or you might have actually hit something.
Foxes have a small heat signature.
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Javelins don't need to target heat signatures. All they need is a target. If that doesn't work, there's always air support, or anti-tank mines.

You've missed 396 times in a row. Why would today be any different.
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Tanks do not have any sort of jamming capabilities. Any missile strike will hit. Your argument is invalid. Your tank will be destroyed no matter what you do. It. Is. Futile.

mfw I hear an 8-bit noise that indicates the approach of death (A-183, the entity who's speed is literally designated as LIGHTSPEED is approaching)

He was so fast he overshot his target by 90000000000000 billion miles.
He is not longer on earth.
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He isn't actually THAT fast

But he is really fast still

Like mile 12 miles per hour/17.6 feet per second

He overshot the tank.
He is not in low orbit over Jupiter.
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I don't think you can even get to the moon going 12 mph

You said he was traveling at light speed.
Light is fast. Very fast.
This is an important sun fact.
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I said he doesn't actually go THAT fast

Only like 12 mph

He won't even catch up to the tank then. The tank is cruising at around 50 kilometers per hour. (31 miles per hour.)
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Well honestly it may be more than 12 mph

He probably goes like what, 96.3 mph?

That is faster than a tank.
But he still overshot the target and is already long gone.
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Bro are you stupid

Since he's from a Rooms-type fangame, he's stuck to the ground and is still on Earth

He still overshot his target and is still long gone. Learn important internet facts.
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You're one to talk while you're the one making up fOX fAcTS

I make up nothing. I know many facts.
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Send me a link to ONE website that says foxes like pizza

Have you checked the internet?
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Send me a link to one of your sources or else you're obviously making shit up

I find many important facts on the internet. You should try it.
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SEND ME A FUСKING LINK YOU PIECE OF SHIT NO GOOD LIAR OH MY GOD ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT SHUT YO MOUTH MRS FOX RАРЕR AIN'T NO WAY YO DUMBASS ACTUALLY THINKS PEOPLE BELIEVE YOU BRO SHUT YO "uMm aCTuAlLY fOxeS aRE iNTerDiMENsiONAL beINGS" LOOKIN ASS UP BRO FOXES THIS FOXES THAT HOW ABOUT YOU FOX OFF AND GET A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND THEN MAYBE YO PARENTS ARE GONNA PICK YOU UP FROM THE ORPHANAGE BRUH I BET YOU SIMP FOR NICK WILDE FUСКING DUMBASS SHUT YO MOUTH ALREADY YOU LOVE TO WATCH FOXES HAVE BABIES BUT YIU CAN'T EVEN HAVE ONE YOURSELF AND EVEN IF YOU DID HAVE ONE IT WOULD BE WITH A FOX OR SOME SHIT SHUT YO MOUTH DUMBASS

Ok that one was pretty good.
You earn the coveted "almost a fox fact" award.
Please save this copypasta for future use.
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Tanks also love javelins

Foxes do have javelins, but they do not need them to acquire pizza.
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Shutting up is still not a popular trend.
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nozomi_official when she realizes nothing is a popular trend:

Many things are popular trends. Just nothing you tell me to do.
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Rooms and it's fangames are popular trends

I'll decide what's a popular trend and what isn't.
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you are not the owner of the internet

My internet trends are very popular.
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You are safe as long as the foxes receive domino's pizza.
Domino's pizza is a foxes favorite brand of pizza.
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they don't have thumbs

nor the intelligence

I'm just basing it on your inability to hit anything so far in life.
Maybe tomorrow will be the day you learn to aim. But I'm not holding my breath.
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Where tf is your ability?! Hmm?

you can't support your side for foxes with tanks so you gotta make up some more stupid shit

You haven't hit the foxes yet. Why would you suddenly manage?
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Who tf said I shot them yet

You did. But you missed.
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bold of you to assume I would waste ammunition on a tank that can't do anything

It could fire on you with it's 50's.
But I suspect the pizza loving foxes are just going for a pizza run.
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The 50 cal would be useless against another tank

If the 50 fails, they'll just use their 3 inch gun. They aren't impressed with you.
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Thumbs are not necessarily to operate a tank. Plus foxes are very intelligent compared to other animals or many msmg users.
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You need thumbs for multiple things in a tank, including reloading the cannon and using any machine guns

nonetheless you need to be able to open the hatch

Foxes can easily operate the 50's with their paws. Opening and closing the hatch is easy with just a foxes mouth.
The cannon is a different story. It is hard for foxes to load.

and fixing tanks is an entirely different story

foxes can't hold shit without thumbs
nor can they fix the wiring

thusly, foxes cannot drive tanks

They can drive them just fine.
Although it does take at least 4 foxes to drive a tank.
1 to work the pedals. 1 to move the left track lever. 1 to move the right track lever.
One to sound the horn.
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That is very inefficient and a severe logistics problem

foxes cannot drive tanks

Needing 4 foxes to drive one tank is no problem. Foxes are small and multiple foxes can easily fit in a tank.
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all it takes is one APFSDS shell

You'd have to actually hit the tank to hit the foxes. Your aim isn't that good.
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Who are you to judge my aim?

These are fox facts.
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They will still get their pizza. Who would argue with a fox with a 50?
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a human with a tank

The foxes already have the tank.
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humans can make tanks

and the foxes can't use tanks for shit

Foxes do steal tanks from time to time.
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This is a fox fact.
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