have fun being in the real world

yo mama so fat all her relations are long distant

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one

air

yo mama so fat when shy goes to the cinema she sits next to everyone

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology

you are a quantum hobgoblin
go back to your frozen planet

aight bet

You're plainer than an unsalted pretzel

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place

u r a big stinky

and your the reason dad didnt come back

You don't wash your hands after you shit

You were conceived in a Porta potty after your dad banged five other girls and your mother was a spur of the moment because you didn’t have to be time to be made in a bed, so you were made in a public outhouse

Give me a minute; I'm trying to think of an insult simple enough for you to understand!

YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE GOT A GYM MEMEBERSHIP AT MCDONALDS

why'd the chicken cross the road

to avoid you

i got noting

your hair is so large , when a ant was told to climb to ur hair, it said done

it sucks, i know

Did you know your incubator had tinted windows? It was the only way to get your parents to take you home.

damn man, im adopted, ya know

okay go cry to your parents about it oh wait

alright buddy, wtf, my parents died in front of me during a house fire, so you f**k yourself and go jump off a cliff

and just to let you know im a twisted person

so go f**k youself and join them

they died on purpose to get away from you permanantly and if your arrived to the gates of heaven you would get pushed off to hell because thats where you belong

and also do you go to church to call someone father lol

f**k you man f**k you. F**K YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

DAMN

you do know this is a roast post dumbass

yeah i know

jsut hit a bit close to home, also

YO MOMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TALKS TO HER SELF, ITS A INTENRATIONAL CALL

i would hit you right now but im against animal abuse

Insulting you by calling you a pig would be an insult to the pigs.

calling you batman would be offending Bruces family tree

having scare in your name makes just as much sense as superman having man in his name

having bat in your name makes as much sense as why the pandemic started

having ZY in your name makes as much sense as nintendo wanting a lawsuit against you for copyright infringement

nice

Do you think your parents realize that they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?

Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege.

when ur dad beats you you curl up like a f**king autistic bakugan

You're the reason cockroaches got a name.

I can't really roast you, because then you'll take off your plastic mask.

yo mama so fat, the earth actually was flat until they buried her.

so lame

i know your dad and nemo have something in common .... they both cant be found

you mom got arrested after dropping u of at school

For littering!!!!