have fun being in the real world

u r a big stinky

and your the reason dad didnt come back

You don't wash your hands after you shit

For littering!!!!

you mom got arrested after dropping u of at school

I can't really roast you, because then you'll take off your plastic mask.

YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE GOT A GYM MEMEBERSHIP AT MCDONALDS

Were you born on the road? Because that's where most accidents happen

You won't be killed by a sickness- You'll be ended by the sanitizer (think about what sanitizer does)

Your mom is so fat, her belt size is equator

Your mom is the source of eclipses

when ur dad beats you you curl up like a f**king autistic bakugan

memes are like homework not everyone likes them

i got noting

aight bet

you are a quantum hobgoblin
go back to your frozen planet

your hair is so large , when a ant was told to climb to ur hair, it said done

it sucks, i know

Did you know your incubator had tinted windows? It was the only way to get your parents to take you home.

damn man, im adopted, ya know

okay go cry to your parents about it oh wait

alright buddy, wtf, my parents died in front of me during a house fire, so you f**k yourself and go jump off a cliff

so go f**k youself and join them

they died on purpose to get away from you permanantly and if your arrived to the gates of heaven you would get pushed off to hell because thats where you belong

and also do you go to church to call someone father lol

DAMN

you do know this is a roast post dumbass

yeah i know

jsut hit a bit close to home, also

YO MOMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TALKS TO HER SELF, ITS A INTENRATIONAL CALL

f**k you man f**k you. F**K YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

and just to let you know im a twisted person

air

You're the reason cockroaches got a name.

why'd the chicken cross the road

to avoid you

You were conceived in a Porta potty after your dad banged five other girls and your mother was a spur of the moment because you didn’t have to be time to be made in a bed, so you were made in a public outhouse

Give me a minute; I'm trying to think of an insult simple enough for you to understand!

yo mama so old she owes Jesus some money

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.

yo mama so old when she leaves the museum the alarm goes off

I look at you and think… two billion years of evolution for this?

yo mama so fat when she sweats mayonnaise comes out

I gave out all my trophies a while ago, but here's a participation award.

yo mama so fat all her relations are long distant

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one

ur mom

classic but if i were a pokemon i would not be effected

But u did get effected

when you jump into a pool the water jumps out

that's right the joke is ur mom

dark humor get it

dark humor is like food not everyone gets it

and your the punchline

Yes I am the punchline