my bad i was drunk

...that isn't my car, but lots of things.
1. kids are annoying and loud
2. kids will make a mess out of every existing atom in your house
3. a decent percentage (maybe majority?) of people have cringe memories that happened when they were a kid, therefore likely making them hate kids themselves
4. kids are baby humans and therefore suck

1. True, I suppose, although older kids aren't nearly as loud
2. Not true, they'll get to the liquid under your sink first
3. Yeah fair enough, although many people have memories like this from later in life. Not necessarily because you were a kid but rather your opinions change over time and you yourself mature
4. Babies are baby humans, kids are like... between toddler and teenager

ye ye fair