I asked my friends
"Are there any new girls? nines or tens?"
Hopin a few hotties
Had moved from other cities
And in walked this girl
With Tig 'Ol Bitties
… Whoo
… I can't believe my eyes
In a contest they'd win first prize
Double D, guarantee
I was checkin the size
It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise
… Or earth and mars
Havin some fun
Wait I take that back
It's like two of the sun
… But at this point i let my mind run
And drifted off thinkin bout them Tig 'Ol Bitties
… Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties
… Mount Fuji brought it's twin
… Tig 'Ol Bitties
… Two melons in a shirt
… Tig 'Ol Bitties
Tig 'Ol Bitties
… I put books in my lap
… Tig 'Ol Bitties
… Heads bobbin as she walks
… Tig 'Ol Bitties
